junsgf:

• “adios middle school”
  
• “abcdefgh hakuna matata”
• “your face is fresh like a salad”
• “you dont need your airplane mode”
• “domain dopeman.com”
• “if time is a stock called you i would invest”
• “im not even drunk but i pretend to be drunk and act cute”
  
• “please call me ill buy you food”
  
• “after fighting my hormones all day ill pop my pimple”
  
• “stop playing hard to get before i kick you in the butt”
  
• “she is my religion so i can call her she-sus”

(Source: hobijk, via seokjiiin)